The Train is Coming , and Girl is sitting yet
BOY - Janeman"TUTE DIL SE"
pyar krogi
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"DIL TUTNE"tak pyar krogi?
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.GIRL- KAMINEY, ye bata
"TUTI CHAPPAL" se pitega
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"CHAPPAL TUTNE TAK" pitega
Old but Gold
Two girls are traveling in a train...
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Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa husband chahiye ?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye
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Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 husband chalenge
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Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 husband bhi chalenge
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UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA